
Thank God I am Constipated
(The following document contains descriptions of common bodily functions that are rarely discussed. You have been warned…) Knowing that I am literally sitting upon about three pounds of fully digested food that is in the natural form required before it can exit one's body forever, I find so much joy and contentment that I can barely contain myself. I know at first glance this must sound like the ramblings of a madman -- and I certainly do fit that description -- but my use of

The Story Behind the Stories
( writer's note: This piece was written in 2020 and lost until a few days ago ) I’ve selected some of my favorite photos, and the stories behind them. I did predominantly ‘street photography through the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s. The primary rule was ‘always carry a camera’, one I dutifully obeyed. After graduating from Syracuse University in 1971, I stayed on for some time while Phyllis finished the second year of her master’s degree in journalism. I made $50 per week teaching ph

Mary Wants to Have My Kittens
If you think (as a man) understanding women is difficult, try understanding women of a different species. In addition to my beloved and...

Vegetarians are Nazis -- Only Atheists Eat Fruits and Vegetables
Is not an apple a living, breathing organism when attached to its tree? Does not a potato live vibrantly underground on its root,...

I ain't got the Blues no more no more, I ain't got the Blues no more
No! You can't pull the double negative trick on me -- I've known it since probably third grade. Depression is really serious shit,...

Two for Flinching
Doctors, are for the most part, unflappable. They are stoic icons of professionalism, the pinnacle of their vocation. They are as cool as...

Hey, Old Man!!
There are two primary ways that a man is inducted into the club that we will hereto refer as “The Old Man's Club”. It is an ignominious...

WHO DO YOU LOVE!
“I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie, a brand new house on the road side, made outta rattlesnake...

It’s OK to Change Your Socks Every Day
I didn't start buying my own clothes until I was 19 years old. By then, I had my first job, I had a couple of bucks in my pocket, and I...

I’ve Only Had Two New Cars in my Lifetime
As an itinerant tinkerer, I enjoyed working on used cars. Tune-ups, oil changes, brake jobs, and repairs made me feel at home. The...

I Once Petted a Fly
19 was a weird year for me. No..wait…let’s start over. My earliest memories are eating soap in the men’s room of a high school baseball...

I Live in a Secret World, Full to the Brim with Joy, Beauty, and Pain
There are several hummingbirds in the backyard that come to me when I call them. That is weird, and more than a bit unsettling. I’m not...

The Arrogance of Digital Photography
To be fair, I am quite grateful for the advances the digital world has made in the past 7-10 years. I certainly would not have been able to capture the photographs I found during that time frame using film cameras exclusively. As I see it, the problem is one predominantly of culture. Art is always downstream from the culture that creates it. Having been around long enough to watch the world spin on its axis so many times (my first commercial photo was made in 1967), and havin

Public Relations
(stock Getty Image) I am quite familiar with the meaning of this oftentimes maligned skill set. Both my wife and our daughter chose this...

There are no Coincidences in Life
While I never envisioned this blog to be a reflection on my day to day, an incident earlier this morning bears closer examination. I seem...

Jobs That Only Lasted a Day (or Two…)
It took me a long time to grow up, to become responsible, to recognize the difference between being a boy and being a man. I easily...

No one drinks alcohol because they are thirsty, not even an Irish priest…
In high school there was a secret place near a river out in the woods where some of the bravest souls would gather on the weekend to...

Falcon Flex(ing)
I recently found the perfect metaphor for myself. Our glorious daughter Sasha, who lives and works on the east coast, likes to travel up...

“A Little Nostalgia for the Old Folks”
That’s an irreverent intro to a Frank Zappa song from the late 60’s. Zappa’s sly way of poking fun at his own generation – done sparingly...

Pigeonholed!
Everyone wants to put me in a box. At 74 I will be in one permanently more sooner than later, however this is not good enough for the...








